Can we get a doctor in here?

“When Yaz would be hitting and he’d strike out or pop up, I’d say to me, ‘Kenny, get out of Hawk’s way and let’s go,’• ” Harrelson said.

For those of you in the Chicago area, or if you've ever had the misfortune of watching a White Sox TV broadcast, I suggest you check out this article and read the rest.

Kenny, in case you are wondering, is Ken Harrelson, former ballplayer and current voice of the White Sox. Hawk, on the other hand, is Kenny's self-titled "alter ego".

“I don’t look at myself as a rebel or a bad boy...........I was a product of my alter ego. Hawk, he was the guy who protected me all those years.”

Seriously. The guy is unhinged. I always thought he was a little off, but now I am completely convinced he is certifiably insane. Or to put it more appropriately: he gone!
Curt  ¶ 1:58 PM